EMO WARS EP4

ard the vast space, far far away somewhere out there, there's a war which is abt to start..a war dealing with emoism..only the emoest can survive..

it all began with the high order called icefrog creating a holy relic called "dota"..its much like fire to the 1st humans.. when dota 1st introduced..nt too many ppl used it..but over time..it has gained popularity, usefulness..soon after, every able bodied man/women/children were dotaing...

then came forth another higher being, emoer than sasgay(sasuke for those fangirls) called czy aka "emo god".. emo god created this new religion to be closely used within dota called "emoism".. how to use emoism u say? when u have a larger death than kills in dota, emoism will trigger.. situation depends on diff ppl, some need a big margin, others like the emo god himself jus 1 more death than kill can spark a whole lot of emoism..

emoism works by making u do drastic measures like running into 5 heroes while hallucinating tt 4 other of ur friends are with u till u are abt to get pwned.. the skill called "BLAMING" oso increases by 10 folds..

and now emo god is spreading his religion to all he played with..and it affected this guy alot..the main character of the EMO WARS ep 4 story-- IVAN TANGWALKER..

when one goes down the emo path, there's no turning back... (jus ask sasgay for more details..)

ivan tangwalker resisted emoism on numerous occations esp when emo god has k-d streak of 0-5 and above..until one night..thru emo god's persistant whining i mean preaching, the strongest emo disciple has been born.. after converting to emoism, ivan tangwalker realises the only way thru dota life is emoism.. clad in the blackest(black cuz its emo) emo armour, he renamed himself as.... DARTH EMO

Darth Emo proceeds on to buy a spaceship off ebay created by ntu mae(mech and aerospace engineers) in which he renamed emostar(from the original deathstar) and started laying waste and spreading emoism across galaxies, yes..even aliens do dota..

little does he know...in the near future.. a warrior(who hates veges) will arrive.. tt warrior is called LUKE TANGWALKER.. son of ivantangwalker and princess XL.. the only hope to stop emoism... together with princess lela tangwalker, they have to stop emoism..or can they?

credits to vic for helping me think up most of the story..tts what u do when u are bored at work/lab.. credits to ivan tangwalker for converting to emoism for a while and stopping dota for a night and czy for being the one and only emogod and of cuz star wars for the spark of this idea..