did u have urself a shameful christmas?

well dec 25th was like any other dec 25th during the yrs in the BC.. we go to emo god's house, have lots of wonderful food prepared by BC members and emo god's family alike, ridicule at how vic is getting pwned effortlessly by zy's younger sis and stay overnight mostly dotaing heavily and renewing all the emo vows for the yrs to come..

this yr however was a strange and very much different christmas...nono we still had turkey, ham, ribs, salad, potatoes, log cakes and the usual christmas food and ridicule at how vic is getting pwned effortlessly by zy's younger sis aka emo princess. it was the events during the annual BC christmas party at emo god's emo abode. yes!! 1stly..well ok not really surprising, this time we didnt leave any food for gz. gz our pcc/afk king(his official title now) is so late tt it caused zy to rage-eat everything..ok not excatly zy only la, we chipped in in eating all the food and log cake.bascially instead of leaving anything for gz we totally left nth besides the half destroyed turkey carcass tt was once gd food.

previous yrs we left some kinda scraps for his usual lateness but zy increasing the nearing infinite limit of emoism an emo god of his calibre could have told us to rage-eat everything and leave nth behind. furthermore he threatened to lock pcc/afk king out for an hr as punishment.lucky zy didnt lock gz out.. of cuz gz doesnt feel SHAMEFUL cuz of being late for over 3hrs, he has other reasons...

well 2nd strange thing to happen is tt hx is one of the last few to slp! GASP! i know what u're thinking..

YES dear readers, hx was one of the last few BC members to slp for the outing. previous recent outings, when hx was replaced by a mere shell of an alien who hardly curses and is just 1% as violent as the original, tt alien hx couldnt adapt well to earth day night cycle and thus his body will start shutting down to extremely f#$&*ing heavily slp once the time hits 10pm.so during most outing hx will plop on the bed and fall into deep slp at 10pm. if there's no bed hx's body will auto fall into deep slp while continuing the last task, be it dotaing, sc2ing or pinching cm. BUT this time round during the gathering 3 days ago, hx slept at 6am.. GASP ONCE AGAIN!!

3rd. there was no overnight dota!!!
yes no dota..zy's router emo-ed and b4 we even reached zy's house it self didnt work.(it then un-emoed and become ok on 26th dec). so there was no usual overnight dota, though the renewal of another emo yr still goes on even without dota.

well tt is just abt the differences btw this yr's annual BC christmas party and the previous yrs. then again since zy's router emo-ed on him and refused to work OT for christmas us BC members played monopoly deal(we had lots of fun stealing each other's land and watching purple clouds fume over zy) and taboo(a word game tt surprisingly et3000 doesnt suck at)

let me explain taboo's rules for obvious reasons u'll see in this post later on. taboo is a word game with rule

1)each players are divided into grps(for us grps of 3:hx et3000 and me in a grp,yh vic and gz in another)


2) a player will then have a stack of cards with 1 word on top, and 5 taboo words below on them. the objective is for a player to describe the word on top without the use of the taboo words(usually the 1st few things tt comes to mind associating with the mystery word players are to guess). opposite team players will be the judge to make sure the player describing the words doesnt use the taboo words

3) each player has 1 min to describe and let their team members guess the word he is trying to describe. then after tt it swaps over to the other team. well we divided the whole card stack and played ard total 6 rounds(every player gets to describe 6 times total)


of cuz not having to use the obvious(taboo) words this leads to interesting descriptions like using dota(jugg) to describe "spinning", mass effect 2 to describe..er..smth, jay chou songs for "coral"(unfortunately no one got it since vic and yh nv listen to much jay chou) which are among the many interesting descriptions tt i can rmb..

well so us BC was happily playing this pretty fun game at ard 5am then.. it was gz's turn to he described a bunch of words and then at the last prob ard 20s or so he got a card, and suddenly gz, the pcc/afk king's description of the word was

"When I PCC, I feel __________"

PCC= wank, jerk off( for all u non sgeans. anw we theorise tt when gz afks, which is damn f$^&ing often, he PCCs. if not how else will he afk so often and so long without a gf unlike darth emo)

vic's and yh's(and prob the average person) guessed words like "orgasmic", "shiok", "feel good".


and the word gz descibed was...

SHAMEFUL

ya man..i have no idea(the rest of the BC as well) gz feels shameful after his usual wank when he afks. then after giving the wtf looks we all bursted out laughing,uncontrollably.

gz was like "u all dont feel shameful when u pcc meh"

universal answer from BC:"err...no?"

if its true gz must be feeling shameful every single freakin hr.. that man needs a psychiatrist..FAST..else i can totally see this in the near future...

"NEWS 5 TONIGHT..LATEST NEWS, SG MAN AGED 25 SUFFERS FROM DEPRESSION FROM FEELING SHAMEFUL DUE TO TOO..*CHUCKLE* MUCH *STIFLE LAUGHTER* WANKING! *LAUGHTER* DETAILS... WILL BE OUT.HAHAHA.. JUST IN A SHORT.HAHAHA.WHILE....*UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER* GET THE CAMERA OFF ME I CANT STOP LAUGHING! HAHAHAHAHA"

well..just like the et3000 machine gun bang bang bang NS, the leaving of aegis and cheese, the "i feel shameful when i pcc" joke by gz will forever be remembered and talked about every BC outing...

well hope the rest of u have a merry christmas(unlike gz's shameful one..lol) and a happy new yr!! =D