did u have urself a shameful christmas?

well dec 25th was like any other dec 25th during the yrs in the BC.. we go to emo god's house, have lots of wonderful food prepared by BC members and emo god's family alike, ridicule at how vic is getting pwned effortlessly by zy's younger sis and stay overnight mostly dotaing heavily and renewing all the emo vows for the yrs to come..

this yr however was a strange and very much different christmas...nono we still had turkey, ham, ribs, salad, potatoes, log cakes and the usual christmas food and ridicule at how vic is getting pwned effortlessly by zy's younger sis aka emo princess. it was the events during the annual BC christmas party at emo god's emo abode. yes!! 1stly..well ok not really surprising, this time we didnt leave any food for gz. gz our pcc/afk king(his official title now) is so late tt it caused zy to rage-eat everything..ok not excatly zy only la, we chipped in in eating all the food and log cake.bascially instead of leaving anything for gz we totally left nth besides the half destroyed turkey carcass tt was once gd food.

previous yrs we left some kinda scraps for his usual lateness but zy increasing the nearing infinite limit of emoism an emo god of his calibre could have told us to rage-eat everything and leave nth behind. furthermore he threatened to lock pcc/afk king out for an hr as punishment.lucky zy didnt lock gz out.. of cuz gz doesnt feel SHAMEFUL cuz of being late for over 3hrs, he has other reasons...

well 2nd strange thing to happen is tt hx is one of the last few to slp! GASP! i know what u're thinking..

YES dear readers, hx was one of the last few BC members to slp for the outing. previous recent outings, when hx was replaced by a mere shell of an alien who hardly curses and is just 1% as violent as the original, tt alien hx couldnt adapt well to earth day night cycle and thus his body will start shutting down to extremely f#$&*ing heavily slp once the time hits 10pm.so during most outing hx will plop on the bed and fall into deep slp at 10pm. if there's no bed hx's body will auto fall into deep slp while continuing the last task, be it dotaing, sc2ing or pinching cm. BUT this time round during the gathering 3 days ago, hx slept at 6am.. GASP ONCE AGAIN!!

3rd. there was no overnight dota!!!
yes no dota..zy's router emo-ed and b4 we even reached zy's house it self didnt work.(it then un-emoed and become ok on 26th dec). so there was no usual overnight dota, though the renewal of another emo yr still goes on even without dota.

well tt is just abt the differences btw this yr's annual BC christmas party and the previous yrs. then again since zy's router emo-ed on him and refused to work OT for christmas us BC members played monopoly deal(we had lots of fun stealing each other's land and watching purple clouds fume over zy) and taboo(a word game tt surprisingly et3000 doesnt suck at)

let me explain taboo's rules for obvious reasons u'll see in this post later on. taboo is a word game with rule

1)each players are divided into grps(for us grps of 3:hx et3000 and me in a grp,yh vic and gz in another)


2) a player will then have a stack of cards with 1 word on top, and 5 taboo words below on them. the objective is for a player to describe the word on top without the use of the taboo words(usually the 1st few things tt comes to mind associating with the mystery word players are to guess). opposite team players will be the judge to make sure the player describing the words doesnt use the taboo words

3) each player has 1 min to describe and let their team members guess the word he is trying to describe. then after tt it swaps over to the other team. well we divided the whole card stack and played ard total 6 rounds(every player gets to describe 6 times total)


of cuz not having to use the obvious(taboo) words this leads to interesting descriptions like using dota(jugg) to describe "spinning", mass effect 2 to describe..er..smth, jay chou songs for "coral"(unfortunately no one got it since vic and yh nv listen to much jay chou) which are among the many interesting descriptions tt i can rmb..

well so us BC was happily playing this pretty fun game at ard 5am then.. it was gz's turn to he described a bunch of words and then at the last prob ard 20s or so he got a card, and suddenly gz, the pcc/afk king's description of the word was

"When I PCC, I feel __________"

PCC= wank, jerk off( for all u non sgeans. anw we theorise tt when gz afks, which is damn f$^&ing often, he PCCs. if not how else will he afk so often and so long without a gf unlike darth emo)

vic's and yh's(and prob the average person) guessed words like "orgasmic", "shiok", "feel good".


and the word gz descibed was...

SHAMEFUL

ya man..i have no idea(the rest of the BC as well) gz feels shameful after his usual wank when he afks. then after giving the wtf looks we all bursted out laughing,uncontrollably.

gz was like "u all dont feel shameful when u pcc meh"

universal answer from BC:"err...no?"

if its true gz must be feeling shameful every single freakin hr.. that man needs a psychiatrist..FAST..else i can totally see this in the near future...

"NEWS 5 TONIGHT..LATEST NEWS, SG MAN AGED 25 SUFFERS FROM DEPRESSION FROM FEELING SHAMEFUL DUE TO TOO..*CHUCKLE* MUCH *STIFLE LAUGHTER* WANKING! *LAUGHTER* DETAILS... WILL BE OUT.HAHAHA.. JUST IN A SHORT.HAHAHA.WHILE....*UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER* GET THE CAMERA OFF ME I CANT STOP LAUGHING! HAHAHAHAHA"

well..just like the et3000 machine gun bang bang bang NS, the leaving of aegis and cheese, the "i feel shameful when i pcc" joke by gz will forever be remembered and talked about every BC outing...

well hope the rest of u have a merry christmas(unlike gz's shameful one..lol) and a happy new yr!! =D

i forgot abt my blog!!!

well to be really really honest i forgot abt my blog! hahahah... i wanted to blog in between gsl season 3 but then i was really tied down with work and going home to watch gsl is my only means of staying sane..hahah..

well abt gsl season 3 its over! lol..what yh said is true anw..all the better players are somehow losing..including season 2's winner nestea, season 2's runner up marineking.prime and season 1's winner fruitdealer. dont even mention abt season 1's runner up st_rainbow.. he lost in the round of 64.pretty disappointing season for rainbow if u ask me. end up 2 relatively unknown players(till then) reached the finals.. tsl_rain and ogs.mc. of cuz everyone who's closely following the gsl knows tt mc is gg to eat rain alive and yes this time there were no upsets. mc did win. though his victory speech was so cocky think everyone wants a piece of him next tourney..

at least its not bitbybit.prime who won the tourney. his cheesy all-in strat(or he thinks scvs are mean killing machines) brought him to the round of 32(he lost to FD, FD's too clever to get pwned by such cheese tactics) where i think ppl like tsl_clide or nada are so much better than him. tough luck for clide meeting leenock(and losing, though round 3 was an epic 50min back and forth game) and nada getting pwned by jsl_zenith.

then again like yh said..et3000 shld apply!! after all even with his apm of 10 and extreme reaction with a speed of a snail he still can win as long as he spreads his noobness to everyone else!! lol..(btw for the unsure, gsl = global starcraft league. anyone and everyone with/without a clan can apply. all u need is to be in s.korea and fight thru a freaking ton of other pro gaming hopefuls to qualify for the round of 64 and be on tv. and oh along the way hope u dont meet any legends.haha)

well centainly we were pretty spared from et3000's great skill during nov and dec where i think he went on a backpacking trip. but when he was back ivan zy jx and i had a game with him. and boy i was praying so hard tt there's no emosim man..come on..if jx turned on his mnp mode(ie chui mode) like his thd earlier and with et3000...its like er.. well trying to stop time..LUCKILY..LUCKILY, jx x was pretty mvp like, ivan,myself and zy farmed well, then again it helped tt 4 out of 5 of our opponent are edlings.. ed was still et3000,no change... he was at 1 point 0-5 with sniper..then 2-8.then after 3 kses he was 5-8. and he went manta 1st with him saying "if i manta i fat". et3000's end game items were manta, threads, mask. well..its ed. ed stones in forest so many times..i highly suspect ed taught freestyler tt stoning helps gain extra experience or smth

anw on the 7th of dec a few of us went to see veron's dancing concert. wa i tell u veron dance zai sia! its totally different from the veron we knew during tkd.. she was dancing real gd without much stage fright or nervousness... v v cool..hahaha.. next time veron can be lead dancer liao..or tts our goal to veron..muahah...anw even chang got spotted to do break dancing..wonder whether he went to their training grounds..haha

of cuz the soon to be lead dancer veron is in the center..haha

anw on 20th dec i went for my medical checkup for my leg and its healed alr! ok barely..i saw the x rays and the bone looks joined up, but a tad bit weak still(as the doc pointed out) but well i can walk alr without those robocop legs! yea baby!! hahahah..finally! walking normally really feels gddddd..lol

oh im on mc today..muahahha..hence my early blog..well yest i had op to remove the metal from my hand..so im not wolverine anymore..just a regular guy.haha..then again during the GA(general anethesia, ie slping during the op) i dreamt. i nv tot i was capable of tt cuz durnig the previous op i didnt dream, and i tot GA is more like a "knockout punch" by the drugs rather than a "force slp" but i dreamt!!


i dreamt tt i was running up stairs fighting baddies, armed baddies all over.. alot like the karate gi guy below..
then my dream self shouted tt "im coming to save u!!" then after defeating all the baddies and running to the top of the stairs i saw the boss...a scarred guy with an eyepatch

then after tt i woke up..feeling dizzy and stuff,aftereffects of GA, on the hospital bed. and the nurses were laughing and saying i was thrashing ard during the rest time after the op, and my elbow hit a cupboard or smth. sure enough..there were red bump marks on my left elbow. so i was unconsciously thrashing ard(fighting baddies) during my GA. thankfully its after the op..if not i hit the doc then i gg liao..he anyhow operate on me..lol.. and luckily i didnt shout like my dream self did..otherwise it would be even more embarassing..didnt tell the nurses i dreamt though..too paiseh..lol

ok la i was reading kenichi b4 i left for the op. my brain prob got some inspiration from there...

i nv got to know who i was rescuing though... i do wish it was a girl =P