breaking news! et3000 qualifies for gsl season 3

WARNING: the events below decribed are strictly fictional and but any reference to the ppl mentioned are purely on purpose.

then again with et3000 leaving aegis and suiciding into illusions anything can truely happen. apology to all slayersboxer's fangirls.

NEWSFLASH: "unknown player et3000 qualifies for gsl season 3 with win over slayersboxer"

apparently nth is known abt this new player et3000 besides most ppl's initial and instinctive reaction of calling him noob.however even with delayed reaction and a apm of 10 he beat slayersboxer when get this..slayersboxer massed medievacs against 10 of et3000's marines at the 20min mark. and that was all the army et3000 had at 20mins, 10 marines...

2nd game sees slayersboxer forgetting to build scvs and again et3000 killed him while slayersboxer just got his 1st rax out at the 15min mark.et3000's entire army only consists of 5marines and 1 tank. somehow after this match weird this happens to other pro players.they start massing really really wrong units against each other..

mass corruptors against roaches, siege tanks against mutas(tt one loner did it in gsl2..infected by eddism alr), scv rushes, and proxy pylons..and i mean plyons only..u name the noob play, et3000 does it..or so he infects the player and the player(who is then referred to as a noobling from then on) does the noob play for et3000..

will et3000 win gsl season 3? only time will tell..but one thing's for sure..everyone will be infected by eddism....

but still nada not qualifying for gsl season 3..tt news is as shocking as saying like...zy doesnt emo when he loses...

oct to nov

gsl season 2 has ended and the winner is *SPOILER ALERT* nestea!! great zerg player..congrats to him! though i tot foxer has a pretty gd chance..i think he just went overly agressive and screwed up esp at the final game 7 when nestea zerglings got a surround at foxer's early marine scv rush.. foxer was so freakin far behind tt it was all in, but nestea kept getting lings and soon it was just lings running rampant in foxer's base. prob foxer was in a shock and daze and lings were just decimating scvs, mules, buildings and foxer only had a lone scv mining..after tt it was GG and there..winner of gsl season 2..nestea. and tts coming back from a 2-0 hole, amazing play there.(heck emo god was so surprised tt nestea can win after losing 2 games.. take tt emo god!! hahaha.. coming from behind wins isnt impossible so u dont have to f10 e q whenver we 4v5 or our 1st rax is down)


talking abt emo god..he emo-ed during the bc outing a few weeks ago during the deepavali holiday..lol.. cuz gz was beating his ass on naruto ninja storm 3 for ps3 or whatever tt naruto game was called. either way then hx was alr snoring behind, gz and zy battled for supremacy in naruto. gz beat zy a few times which made him emo until he even denied vic of playing his own ps3 game. and we were still telling gz to like lose to zy la! so we can start dotaing...end up we watched a "minato vs itachi" match for 2hrs cuz zy oso refused to let gz change characters. I swear I can rmb all of minato's and itachi's animation after tt

actually mayb a blessing in disguise.. cuz et3000 wanted to dota then..lol


like yh put it "watching et3000 play dota is like watching a horror movie

its alr bad tt well...its et3000 playing..how much worse can he get for leaving aegises and cheese behind for opponents.. nooooo..it just got worse.. et3000 is CHOOSING TECHIES... tt can be made into a 1.5h horror movie by itself... ET3000 CHOOSING TECHIES!! then even worse..teaming up with him..can see he hardly ever plants mines.. man..75% of the time we tell him "ed plant more mines leh".. well worse of all he suicded into a veno illusion once... the pain and horror i tell u.. thank the stars and Gods zy didnt emo quit at the very moment ed suicided into a veno illu. all he managed was a ''gj". the rest of has a a moment of silence in horror for abt 5mins. of cuz et3000 managed a ":)"

last night game ed was planting better mines..but relying too heavily on suicide. the epic best was when he suicided into x and loa.both tanks with high hp. wtf..but there was one game ed got wicked sick with his tech.but its definately rigged..potm is ed's noobling and ed planted potm there so he can suicide and mine her for all eternity..ok not all eternity just all game long..u know nooblings..they just do anything for their nooblord et3000.

oh yea im using one of these boots for walking now, its called walker boots. its alright.. comfortable enough but enables me to walk..ok my boots is white and prob not as huge as the one in the pic..tts just an example! hahaha
oh yea.. i finally got promoted to silver league in 1v1!!!! tt sounds so noob but hey..after being stuck in bronze league for ages..i started to understand the game abit and well...won quite alot of games and suddenly..i got promoted!! then again all teh games i play now feels much much harder. i just cant spam MM..definately more drops, better players who FE and really lock u down. oh well..getting used to it..hahaha



oh yea rmb to build those carriers!!!



think after watching this vid everytime artosis screams "SO MANY BANELINGS" ill LOL