Thursday, 31 December 2009
30th ubin
well..going over to ubin somehow destroyed some ppl's common sense..so here's some of the well... crazy comments.. (grammatically correct ans and intended meanings are bracketed)
*while boarding the boat to ubin*
X: I'm getting carsick!
*later on while resting from cycling*
X:HEY! i saw wild boar!
JP: Wild ball(boar)?! whats tt?
EO: shan zhu la(山猪啦)! shan zhu(山猪)!
P: What's b-a-l-l(she claims she's thinking d-a-l-l..but we all heard ball)?
W: its 球(ball) right?
P: *stun* hahaha
everyone else: *max stun*
*after cycling..while eating coconuts*
P: hey the housewife(housefly) likes to eat coconuts!
JP: I like to lick(ice cream) than suck(ice cream)! (do take note she nv mentioned the ice cream word when she said tt lick and suck sentence)
everyone else: *max stun*
*while on the boat back to sg*
X: I'm getting carsick!
well yea..ubin sure has a way to destroy all common sense..hahaha
31st today...later gg to the overlord's house as usual..to dotaaaaaaaaaaaa!! hahaha
Monday, 28 December 2009
10 emo commandments
1)Thou shalt know that everything starts out fair
This is especially true for dota games as commented by our one and only emo god, czy. His reasoning is cuz every game starts out 5v5, hence its fair.
2)Thou is incompetient if thy teammates leave
This rule states that if your teammates leave, it is your fault that you are incompetient enough not to make then stay and feed the emo god. No its nt the leaver's fault, the teammate are incompetient as declared by our emo god.
3)If thou can push and don't push, thou might as well go die please
Our emo god is not a kind one, yet if u follow him ultimate emoness awaits. So if the emo god calls for a push, he means it. If not, be prepared to be tked(team killed) several times.
4)After thou has raxed thy enemy, if thou don't back, thou might as well eat shit
The emo god has declared that after raxing the enemy, we should not stay and kill helpless heroes and destroy random buildings that provides 100+ gold. We must back, or suffer the consequences of eating shit.
And there it is, the 1st 4 emo commandments. Follow these rules and your dota will be emo. Very emo...
Thursday, 24 December 2009
merry xmas!
well anw yh sent some of us a really hilarious ecard for christmas... gotta put it up here...its damnx10 funny..ahhaha ..again credits to yh for showing me this awesome site..haha
somehow embedding doesnt work leh- see the link HERE!
tts the 1st one with overlord, ed the noob vs cy, emo god and me..hahaha... sad i tio the groin shot..lol
next one is the overlord special... featuring the one and only overlord of bc..hahaha
click HERE to see!
and finally.. after checking out the cool site..i created my own.. the gay club vs TSPGCOTHONT (the self proclaimed gayest club of the history of ntu tkd).. enjoy!
click HERE to enjoy!
and merry christmas everyone!!! =D
Monday, 14 December 2009
for all fighters
so my msg(speech) to all ivp fighters is that after sun, this marks the end of an epic battle. The winner emerges with the pride and honour of a hard won victory but also with a nagging sense of uncertainty. The loser walks away with a heart heavy with shame and anger but ready to make a new start and fight again another day. Both fighters know that this isn't truely the end and neither one's potiential has been truely reached and there's much hard trainings ahead. They will never forget the days of exchanging blows on the arena. They will never forget the days of lost hope and self loathing. Once they caught their breath, the warriors will return to the ring. This is the burden of the TRUE fighter. There is no other choice. Who knows where the next opponent lies? This ivp camp maybe over, but the true fights and stories are just beginning!
Friday, 11 December 2009
extreme makeover
tadaaaa..hahh...surprised? no? lol... its pretty cool and really fun la thru the dye hair process...hhaha.. after tt went to jp to buy clothes! hahah..totally extreme makeover man... well...felt like a fashion model for once..keep changing clothes! haha..but it was fun la..then off to timbre to chill and eat... really fun =D
had dinner with my great ojang team on thurs...ahha..think all of them were stunnded to see my funkier hair..hahah.. gotta thank them for the g2000 shirt they gave me..and the extremely extremely sinful really choc cake! ahha =D
today was ivp camp..and man..shifu training damn siong la...mayb cuz half the time im trying nt to swing my arms and/or lose balance.. rather well..20,30,40 forward short turning kicks is tiring to me...and prob 90% of the club... guess shifu after nt taking trainig for the whole of exams is rather high..
tml's the 2nd day..more technical training...will see how it all goes..haha
Monday, 30 November 2009
last stretchhhhhhh
vic and i wondered whats a pro nick mentioned by zy... mayb it includes ours(excluding a certain et3000)..lol
oh yea got introed to a pretty nice drama series by pauline..autumn concerto! haha..taiwanese drama..so far i only watched ep1...yesyes its nt alot but i find it quite nice so far..hahaha..dun dare to keep watching too much b4 exam ends if nt ill jus keep watching and watching and watching and not studying..hahah
partially wondering what to do after exams too...of cuz mass slacking tt would be a 1st..then ivp camp..though i cant spar but i jus wanna stand in a corner and kick..my slave, i mean maid, benard will assist me..i mean he has no choice unless he wants another durian feasting.. wahahah...slave, er maid i mean, till my hand fully recovers..wahaha.. then after tt its fypfyp while slacking in btw..penang trip... ah..oh yea...potiential ubin trip again! haha...
when i started this blog i was thinking nv to post emo-y stuff or stuff tt u know...feels emo..ahha...tempted to do so now but nah....this will still be my ranting/rubbish/laming area... =D
Sunday, 22 November 2009
the new way of spelling screwed: H-R-M
thank you so much MH and starfish and whoever who set this sucky exam paper for making it very hard and giving us low morale.. thank you for torturing us for the 2hrs like u all did for the past 3 mths... yes i really love hrm but i really dun wanna take it next sem so u all dun have to do this to let us all enjoy the bos shit again...thank you once again MH for ur paper...
hrm felt like a war..even though i prob lost it..4 more to go...ens coming up..argh...need to brush up my history and my current affairs(yes..ens is engineer and society..and yes how does it link to singapore in 1950s i have no idea)
gd luck to all who still have exams....
Monday, 16 November 2009
3 days to exams...
anw today studied with some of the tkd ppl and yea...its prob the most productive ive been since the start of revision with real mugging for hours...though there's still chit chats but hey u gotta rest right?? hahahs..and we all did have some interesting topics...hahaha
tml got doc appt at 8veryearly42am...hope the centipede remains stop bleeding alr...prefer nt to have a plastic bag over hand when im bathing.if nt super mafan u know..hahahh
im so gg to rest lor..so much work done in the afternoon liao! hehe..tml will cont muggnig of cuz...
too everyone who's having exams soon....
Sunday, 8 November 2009
sonic boomzzzz
yea the prince of persia movie trailer! im nt a great fan of prince of persia but then anw im a gamer and yes ive played prince of persia..so..im prob gg to watch it..eh..lets see..coming out in may 2010...argh...long wait... well looks promising though... video game movies dun naturally do well cuz fans wants all stuff from the games included but movies can only be like max 3hrs long(i guess)? then well u cant fit an epic game into 3hrs of film, or u can jus tt u need to be real gd to do so... well as long as prince of persia is better than this movie...
I rmb liking it when i was a child seeing the sf characterss come alive but then again..when i rewatched it later on..it was horrible..plotwise and character development..hahha
then again...street fighter cartoons didnt do well at all... take a look at this compliation of all the stupid parts of the cartoon(again i tot it was the in thing then...)
and if u still arent convinced....
oh man i shld be studying and nt talking abt street fighter and prince of persia..hahha...crap 11 days to exams and i still have no mood at all! though i alr read thru and practised a little of one subject..but still.. arghhhh...
Thursday, 5 November 2009
no more centipedes...
those are the home therapy stuff im supposed to do..1mth later i take pics of my progress and see the diff..hahahaha...
Sunday, 25 October 2009
the 5cm centipede
Tuesday, 20 October 2009
jus like wolverine...
well my op was scheduled at 1230pm..so have to reach hospital at 1045am..yea..reached at 1020am though...then ok..registered, waited..then went in day surgery ward to take weight, change to op clothes and wait lor...wait wait wait...my name was called, nurse asked a few qns abt whether i got eat after midnight la, gir allegery or nt, teeth ok or nt etc.. and brought me to the op area liao
ok...reach op waiting room, another nurse took over and re asked me the exact same qn..the ok..waited for a while then the operating room nurse came in and re asked the golden qns and brought me into the op room.. op room was well..as wat u all see in movies and tv show..yea..complete with the bog overhead lights..
then a doc came in..asked me those qns again to like quadruple cfm..then she tole me abt the op procedure.. ill get IVed..then after tt ill ko..then they will put a breathing tube thru my mouth...then after tt insert the metal support into my wrist(to become like wolverine as ernie mentioned...hahaha) while the IV feeds med to y system..so ok lor..
i hate IVs cuz i had a horrible exp with 1 a few yrs back in NS..had fever for 4 consecutive days.. so the med officer told me to rest in sickbay..ok..then, yes i was IVed by a medic...i still rmb wat he said to me right b4 he stabbed me with the needle..his exact words were
"ill be IV-ing u. ill do it on ur non master hand(left) 1st, if i miss(the vein i guess) ill do it on the right, if i miss again ill try the left again..if still cannot ill tell the doc to do"
yea..fantastic....superb..obviously after tt statement i sian diao la..then he proceeded to IV me..and boy..it doesne feel like an injection..its more like stabbing me...gd thing he got the vein on his 1st try....
ok..bsck to today..well the doc's IV didnt hurt!! was surprised..lol..expecting some kinda huge pain..but its ok...lol..after tt the doc asked me to breathe thru some mask, then told me she's injecting some med thru the IVed area..then i KO liao..lol..
after wat felt like a nap i woke up..feel ultra dizzy and yea, the world was spinning like tt..ok nurse pushed me to ward..had a rest there till my parents came..ate some biscuits and milo in the hospital..
ok la..it was an exp..which i really wish nv to go thru again..haha..fri will be my 1st therapy session...
Saturday, 17 October 2009
one armed emo chinaman
Sunday, 4 October 2009
recess week is ending...=(
day 2 starts with pool games! and a shot of sebas's sexy back..
well there was night games but nt many pics there, there's a day3 too but yea..nt too many pics oso.. pinball wasnt captured on camera..too chaotic..seriously..hahaha..
Monday, 14 September 2009
oh yea...its week 6 alr! haha
anw patrick..ok la..only the 1st 2 grps to present is in peril...he shoots them like no tml..the other 2 grps(total 4 grps in class) are pretty safe..alr had the honour of being the 2nd grp to present and of cuz tio shoot la...but we all think he's alr on the nice side...
and there's the infamous MH, the course coordinator of hrm.. he's well known throughout ntu for striking fear in every hrm student's heart... since MH means alot of stuff and its quite a few ppl's initials tt we know of..ivan and i decided to come up with a new nickname for him
for those who nv plays dota b4..this big guy is called pudge...
of cuz..ivan and i are engineers(or engineers to be..wahahhah) so yea sure got reasons y we call MH pudge
1stly pudge has a skill called meathook, it hooks an unsuspecting foe(or friend) and brings him/her close to pudge... well similarly..MH hooks the unsuspecting student and makes him/her alone face big scary pudge ALONE......(ie..students tend to get shot individually by pudge)
another skill pudge has is the dismember.. his ultimate.. pudge inflicts massive amts of pain to his foe by dismembering him/her.. same goes for the real life pudge for hrm.. he dismembers his foes to bring abt pain they will never forget...
pudge has a skill calls rot too tt does aoe(area of effect..ie one area around him) damage to all foes..the real life one can rot entire teams to their doom...
pudge's name even bring fear to plenty of students..so much so tt even b4 the 1st tut they alr dropped hrm..in hoping pudge will disappear next sem...i highly doubt so though..pudge will never disappear! wahhaah
well hrm aka business express 4041 makes ppl like..do lots of business like task like interviewing companies, asking them abt their value elements and stuff in a v short time..like 1 week..oh..1 week isnt alot..considering the fact tt alot of the coperate companies do not wanna waste time to grant some ntu students interviews....so ntu students has no choice but to change their companies...and start the trying to get an interview.. eventually most make it..but of cuz pudge does and WILL make students redo their stuff cuz well supposedly he's wrong..supposedly la..haha
well tts abt hrm.. fyp leh...cuz of hrm i kinda put it 1 side but now got more time..so im back on it..got slight breakthru..hope all goes well!! wahaha..
oh yea..almost forgot to talk abt the ntu tkd foc! ahahha..well it was a 3d2n camp..up by 1 day from the 1st ntu tkd foc ive atteneded..and..its quite fun! had quite a fun time with the freshies playing all those lame games..yea get wet..too bad i missed teh pool games..hrm meeting lor for a presentation on mon then..I BLAME HRM FOR IT..WAHAHA.. then again..looking forward to UC..i wanna run UC! hahaha..the only time i completed UC was during my yr1..yr2 i had to do log stuff so run halfway i stop alr..yr3 i was in gip..so yea..this time..as crazy as it may sound..i wanna run!! ahaha..
went to watch nationals after the foc too! too bad i missed alot alot of the matches..cuz for some reason or another nationals went by pretty fast...but at least got to see a few gd ones..
FOC PICS WILL BE UP SO STAY TUNED!
well ok..took a short break and finally updated this blog..haha..got quiz this fri...back to mugging!
Wednesday, 26 August 2009
busy busy busy
then again..heng i nv tio HENG for now..for now..we heard he swtiches classes often..haiz..ok la..prob only the eee hrm takers know what im talking abt..haha.. anw..oso got pissed on one guy during tt same subject..of cuz more elaborations soon...
well..hope everyone else is doing fine...haha
Sunday, 16 August 2009
I has survived....
hrm is as disgusting as all the seniors mentioned..
indiv task: find a company and interview them asking them some qns abt their competitors and their hrm stuff.. also must take pic with senior staff to make sure we dun anyhow smoke prof tt we went to a fake company..
grp task: tog with ur unknown grp members(its all randomed for us..as of the time i am typing this i still dunno who my grp members are) do up a 15min presentation and present the findings of everyone to class...
so much stuff to do, so little time..argh..hahaa..man..some ppl went to hk to do hrm to escape the killer hrm of eee..but..i oso wont go la..tt means missing insinyur..cannot la..ahahah.. we see how la huh..
anw ive done like 2 out of 4 possible tuts!! woohooooo..amazing..hahaha..ive nv felt so hardworking b4..haha
tml cca fair...lets see how many ppl we can attract..hahaha...
Sunday, 9 August 2009
happy bday sg!!
well somehow after camp times seriously flies and here we all are, 1 day (excluding today) till sch starts...v fast huh...if dun have the holiday sch would have started tml.. if ntu didnt even wanna match nus's start date i would have started sch a week ago..haha
sch starting..sian diao..ahhaha..1stly.. fyp. ok la...somehow have to juggle the cores+fyp..hoping to really complete as much as i can within the 1st sem so 2nd sem more slack, can do report,ivp(ya..i wanna join..its gg to be my last with ntu.. =((( ), and hopefully balance everything out in the usually more siong 2nd sem...haha.. then er..well 2ndly..got hrm...man...i heard so man bad stories abt tt subject i wonder y the prof havent tio anything yet..hahaha..u all know the reference la huh...nt gg to openly say it here.. see how i survive la huh...think can expect more rants while im doing hrm..haha
well..had a np friendly last fri..dunno y the sudden pop up and all cuz i dun feel even the slightest bit rdy..i mean..ive been at insinyur, slacking, ict..no time to even really train..then pop up this friendly..ok la..i think its jus me..hahaahah.. anw..it went pretty ok..i had tt fear of fighting adrian(the viet ownage fighter tt can pwn anyone) but well..didnt get to spar with him..heng ahhhh! hahaha..mayb this will really make me go cut weight..i mean..im as heavy as him! haha..
oh..well..abt the friendly..i kinda noticed kiat's stance..(which is slightly..erm..unique from most other tkd practioners at least in tkd)..well..kinda reminds me of someone in street fighter 4.. (or for those who dunno kiat..here's how his stance kinda looks like)
abel..sf4 character..kiat almost stands like this when sparringcompared to the usual...(taken from the internet)
haha..whatever suits kiat the best la huh..hahaha.. anw..wa..i for the 3rd match i sparred with chun li's best prodigy i think...wa lao..he spammed kicks like no tml..clash max..got bruises all over my shin even with guards on...imgaine the amt of times we clashed.. =(
and im going to ubin tml!!!!! hahah..the 3 gen sajang outing! shld be fun! u know...ive nv ever been to ubin b4...hahah..unbelieveable huh.. dunno leh..jus no grps of friends till now mentioned to go there..or somehow i missed out all the times my grp of friends went to ubin..hahha..well better late then never... ubin it is tml!!! the fun b4 sch starts..haha
Sunday, 26 July 2009
my (hopefully nt) final insinyur day 1&2
and the freshies arrive!
my mp, lx (in white), getting the progs rdy for the main+sub comm intro
and we are off for kyc!
this og is called gargoyles.. my 后代's 后代's 后代's grp (kung fu-->persians-->gandalf-->gargoyles..yes i was in kung fu..haha..)
after warming up thru kyc..its time to paint banner! future mae drawing experts hard at work..
after banner painting, the freshies were screen horror movies to build up the mood for..... dum dum dum... fright night!! *gasp*! hahaha.. ok la..the pics of my actors and actresses will nt be shown(actually almost none has been taken of them..but of cuz..there's some pics from fright night tt has nth to do with the actors/actresses)
this grp of ppl were told tt his way of holding hands will ward of evil and ghosts..well.. obviously it failed..but they held hands this way throughout the walk...
a fact.. ive nv walked fright night with a girl b4..hahaha..yea..serious, my freshie yr got too many guys..so im one of the "lucky" majority tt paired up with a guy to go thru fright night.. and when i was a prog and mp i was involved in scaring freshies..
so this time round..i got to walk thru fright night and with 2 lovely ladies! wahaha, =P.. hl(rhs) screamed in fear throughout the walk while kw(lhs) laughed in fear thoughout the walk..
end of day 1--3 tired main comms...(myself, lao ban and my mp, hq)
day 2-- cooking lunch, telematch, mass dance, initiation
the place we hid out in for the next day or so... camp christine!
and here's my partner xl.. busy writing some stuff..prob food stuff for cooking lunch..welfare preping the food stuff
after drawing lots, playing games for their food..its time to cook...the freshie chefs all in action..gormet lunch served...
a sneak pic of the only eurasian in insinyur.. the exotic looking one..and many girls agree..he's a looker..hahahamel feeling hot..and tts y our telematch is full of games tt will cool u down..if u know what i mean..haha
tug of war..cleans shirts and trains up muscles..
when u are a guy in insinyur..u usually have a harder life..cuz nt only u have to carry girls, but u also have to get shot at by water guns...
taking cover from the battleship waterbombs...
and the only camp tt prob plays volleyball with waterbombs..
the obstacle course for telematch.. actually the couple is supposed to put the ball in between them..most couples does it like guy's hip to ball to girl's hip...this particular couple prefers embracing the ball btw them.. now..im sure the guy wished the ball werent there....
after cooling down in telematch..its time for mass dance... freshies love the mass dance..haha
and last event for day 2 is initiation..which..ill nt put pics up..hahaha..or almost no pics are taken and uploaded.. well..initiation remains largely a secret and whoever is interested..well u jus have to attend insinyur as either a sub comm or a main comm... haha
jus like tt day 2 is over.. the next post (WHICH WILL BE BELOW THIS) will cover day 3 to day 5 of insinyur..hahaha.. prob ill start on it when i wake up..medicine is really making me drowsy..