did u have urself a shameful christmas?

well dec 25th was like any other dec 25th during the yrs in the BC.. we go to emo god's house, have lots of wonderful food prepared by BC members and emo god's family alike, ridicule at how vic is getting pwned effortlessly by zy's younger sis and stay overnight mostly dotaing heavily and renewing all the emo vows for the yrs to come..

this yr however was a strange and very much different christmas...nono we still had turkey, ham, ribs, salad, potatoes, log cakes and the usual christmas food and ridicule at how vic is getting pwned effortlessly by zy's younger sis aka emo princess. it was the events during the annual BC christmas party at emo god's emo abode. yes!! 1stly..well ok not really surprising, this time we didnt leave any food for gz. gz our pcc/afk king(his official title now) is so late tt it caused zy to rage-eat everything..ok not excatly zy only la, we chipped in in eating all the food and log cake.bascially instead of leaving anything for gz we totally left nth besides the half destroyed turkey carcass tt was once gd food.

previous yrs we left some kinda scraps for his usual lateness but zy increasing the nearing infinite limit of emoism an emo god of his calibre could have told us to rage-eat everything and leave nth behind. furthermore he threatened to lock pcc/afk king out for an hr as punishment.lucky zy didnt lock gz out.. of cuz gz doesnt feel SHAMEFUL cuz of being late for over 3hrs, he has other reasons...

well 2nd strange thing to happen is tt hx is one of the last few to slp! GASP! i know what u're thinking..

YES dear readers, hx was one of the last few BC members to slp for the outing. previous recent outings, when hx was replaced by a mere shell of an alien who hardly curses and is just 1% as violent as the original, tt alien hx couldnt adapt well to earth day night cycle and thus his body will start shutting down to extremely f#$&*ing heavily slp once the time hits 10pm.so during most outing hx will plop on the bed and fall into deep slp at 10pm. if there's no bed hx's body will auto fall into deep slp while continuing the last task, be it dotaing, sc2ing or pinching cm. BUT this time round during the gathering 3 days ago, hx slept at 6am.. GASP ONCE AGAIN!!

3rd. there was no overnight dota!!!
yes no dota..zy's router emo-ed and b4 we even reached zy's house it self didnt work.(it then un-emoed and become ok on 26th dec). so there was no usual overnight dota, though the renewal of another emo yr still goes on even without dota.

well tt is just abt the differences btw this yr's annual BC christmas party and the previous yrs. then again since zy's router emo-ed on him and refused to work OT for christmas us BC members played monopoly deal(we had lots of fun stealing each other's land and watching purple clouds fume over zy) and taboo(a word game tt surprisingly et3000 doesnt suck at)

let me explain taboo's rules for obvious reasons u'll see in this post later on. taboo is a word game with rule

1)each players are divided into grps(for us grps of 3:hx et3000 and me in a grp,yh vic and gz in another)


2) a player will then have a stack of cards with 1 word on top, and 5 taboo words below on them. the objective is for a player to describe the word on top without the use of the taboo words(usually the 1st few things tt comes to mind associating with the mystery word players are to guess). opposite team players will be the judge to make sure the player describing the words doesnt use the taboo words

3) each player has 1 min to describe and let their team members guess the word he is trying to describe. then after tt it swaps over to the other team. well we divided the whole card stack and played ard total 6 rounds(every player gets to describe 6 times total)


of cuz not having to use the obvious(taboo) words this leads to interesting descriptions like using dota(jugg) to describe "spinning", mass effect 2 to describe..er..smth, jay chou songs for "coral"(unfortunately no one got it since vic and yh nv listen to much jay chou) which are among the many interesting descriptions tt i can rmb..

well so us BC was happily playing this pretty fun game at ard 5am then.. it was gz's turn to he described a bunch of words and then at the last prob ard 20s or so he got a card, and suddenly gz, the pcc/afk king's description of the word was

"When I PCC, I feel __________"

PCC= wank, jerk off( for all u non sgeans. anw we theorise tt when gz afks, which is damn f$^&ing often, he PCCs. if not how else will he afk so often and so long without a gf unlike darth emo)

vic's and yh's(and prob the average person) guessed words like "orgasmic", "shiok", "feel good".


and the word gz descibed was...

SHAMEFUL

ya man..i have no idea(the rest of the BC as well) gz feels shameful after his usual wank when he afks. then after giving the wtf looks we all bursted out laughing,uncontrollably.

gz was like "u all dont feel shameful when u pcc meh"

universal answer from BC:"err...no?"

if its true gz must be feeling shameful every single freakin hr.. that man needs a psychiatrist..FAST..else i can totally see this in the near future...

"NEWS 5 TONIGHT..LATEST NEWS, SG MAN AGED 25 SUFFERS FROM DEPRESSION FROM FEELING SHAMEFUL DUE TO TOO..*CHUCKLE* MUCH *STIFLE LAUGHTER* WANKING! *LAUGHTER* DETAILS... WILL BE OUT.HAHAHA.. JUST IN A SHORT.HAHAHA.WHILE....*UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER* GET THE CAMERA OFF ME I CANT STOP LAUGHING! HAHAHAHAHA"

well..just like the et3000 machine gun bang bang bang NS, the leaving of aegis and cheese, the "i feel shameful when i pcc" joke by gz will forever be remembered and talked about every BC outing...

well hope the rest of u have a merry christmas(unlike gz's shameful one..lol) and a happy new yr!! =D

i forgot abt my blog!!!

well to be really really honest i forgot abt my blog! hahahah... i wanted to blog in between gsl season 3 but then i was really tied down with work and going home to watch gsl is my only means of staying sane..hahah..

well abt gsl season 3 its over! lol..what yh said is true anw..all the better players are somehow losing..including season 2's winner nestea, season 2's runner up marineking.prime and season 1's winner fruitdealer. dont even mention abt season 1's runner up st_rainbow.. he lost in the round of 64.pretty disappointing season for rainbow if u ask me. end up 2 relatively unknown players(till then) reached the finals.. tsl_rain and ogs.mc. of cuz everyone who's closely following the gsl knows tt mc is gg to eat rain alive and yes this time there were no upsets. mc did win. though his victory speech was so cocky think everyone wants a piece of him next tourney..

at least its not bitbybit.prime who won the tourney. his cheesy all-in strat(or he thinks scvs are mean killing machines) brought him to the round of 32(he lost to FD, FD's too clever to get pwned by such cheese tactics) where i think ppl like tsl_clide or nada are so much better than him. tough luck for clide meeting leenock(and losing, though round 3 was an epic 50min back and forth game) and nada getting pwned by jsl_zenith.

then again like yh said..et3000 shld apply!! after all even with his apm of 10 and extreme reaction with a speed of a snail he still can win as long as he spreads his noobness to everyone else!! lol..(btw for the unsure, gsl = global starcraft league. anyone and everyone with/without a clan can apply. all u need is to be in s.korea and fight thru a freaking ton of other pro gaming hopefuls to qualify for the round of 64 and be on tv. and oh along the way hope u dont meet any legends.haha)

well centainly we were pretty spared from et3000's great skill during nov and dec where i think he went on a backpacking trip. but when he was back ivan zy jx and i had a game with him. and boy i was praying so hard tt there's no emosim man..come on..if jx turned on his mnp mode(ie chui mode) like his thd earlier and with et3000...its like er.. well trying to stop time..LUCKILY..LUCKILY, jx x was pretty mvp like, ivan,myself and zy farmed well, then again it helped tt 4 out of 5 of our opponent are edlings.. ed was still et3000,no change... he was at 1 point 0-5 with sniper..then 2-8.then after 3 kses he was 5-8. and he went manta 1st with him saying "if i manta i fat". et3000's end game items were manta, threads, mask. well..its ed. ed stones in forest so many times..i highly suspect ed taught freestyler tt stoning helps gain extra experience or smth

anw on the 7th of dec a few of us went to see veron's dancing concert. wa i tell u veron dance zai sia! its totally different from the veron we knew during tkd.. she was dancing real gd without much stage fright or nervousness... v v cool..hahaha.. next time veron can be lead dancer liao..or tts our goal to veron..muahah...anw even chang got spotted to do break dancing..wonder whether he went to their training grounds..haha

of cuz the soon to be lead dancer veron is in the center..haha

anw on 20th dec i went for my medical checkup for my leg and its healed alr! ok barely..i saw the x rays and the bone looks joined up, but a tad bit weak still(as the doc pointed out) but well i can walk alr without those robocop legs! yea baby!! hahahah..finally! walking normally really feels gddddd..lol

oh im on mc today..muahahha..hence my early blog..well yest i had op to remove the metal from my hand..so im not wolverine anymore..just a regular guy.haha..then again during the GA(general anethesia, ie slping during the op) i dreamt. i nv tot i was capable of tt cuz durnig the previous op i didnt dream, and i tot GA is more like a "knockout punch" by the drugs rather than a "force slp" but i dreamt!!


i dreamt tt i was running up stairs fighting baddies, armed baddies all over.. alot like the karate gi guy below..
then my dream self shouted tt "im coming to save u!!" then after defeating all the baddies and running to the top of the stairs i saw the boss...a scarred guy with an eyepatch

then after tt i woke up..feeling dizzy and stuff,aftereffects of GA, on the hospital bed. and the nurses were laughing and saying i was thrashing ard during the rest time after the op, and my elbow hit a cupboard or smth. sure enough..there were red bump marks on my left elbow. so i was unconsciously thrashing ard(fighting baddies) during my GA. thankfully its after the op..if not i hit the doc then i gg liao..he anyhow operate on me..lol.. and luckily i didnt shout like my dream self did..otherwise it would be even more embarassing..didnt tell the nurses i dreamt though..too paiseh..lol

ok la i was reading kenichi b4 i left for the op. my brain prob got some inspiration from there...

i nv got to know who i was rescuing though... i do wish it was a girl =P

breaking news! et3000 qualifies for gsl season 3

WARNING: the events below decribed are strictly fictional and but any reference to the ppl mentioned are purely on purpose.

then again with et3000 leaving aegis and suiciding into illusions anything can truely happen. apology to all slayersboxer's fangirls.

NEWSFLASH: "unknown player et3000 qualifies for gsl season 3 with win over slayersboxer"

apparently nth is known abt this new player et3000 besides most ppl's initial and instinctive reaction of calling him noob.however even with delayed reaction and a apm of 10 he beat slayersboxer when get this..slayersboxer massed medievacs against 10 of et3000's marines at the 20min mark. and that was all the army et3000 had at 20mins, 10 marines...

2nd game sees slayersboxer forgetting to build scvs and again et3000 killed him while slayersboxer just got his 1st rax out at the 15min mark.et3000's entire army only consists of 5marines and 1 tank. somehow after this match weird this happens to other pro players.they start massing really really wrong units against each other..

mass corruptors against roaches, siege tanks against mutas(tt one loner did it in gsl2..infected by eddism alr), scv rushes, and proxy pylons..and i mean plyons only..u name the noob play, et3000 does it..or so he infects the player and the player(who is then referred to as a noobling from then on) does the noob play for et3000..

will et3000 win gsl season 3? only time will tell..but one thing's for sure..everyone will be infected by eddism....

but still nada not qualifying for gsl season 3..tt news is as shocking as saying like...zy doesnt emo when he loses...

oct to nov

gsl season 2 has ended and the winner is *SPOILER ALERT* nestea!! great zerg player..congrats to him! though i tot foxer has a pretty gd chance..i think he just went overly agressive and screwed up esp at the final game 7 when nestea zerglings got a surround at foxer's early marine scv rush.. foxer was so freakin far behind tt it was all in, but nestea kept getting lings and soon it was just lings running rampant in foxer's base. prob foxer was in a shock and daze and lings were just decimating scvs, mules, buildings and foxer only had a lone scv mining..after tt it was GG and there..winner of gsl season 2..nestea. and tts coming back from a 2-0 hole, amazing play there.(heck emo god was so surprised tt nestea can win after losing 2 games.. take tt emo god!! hahaha.. coming from behind wins isnt impossible so u dont have to f10 e q whenver we 4v5 or our 1st rax is down)


talking abt emo god..he emo-ed during the bc outing a few weeks ago during the deepavali holiday..lol.. cuz gz was beating his ass on naruto ninja storm 3 for ps3 or whatever tt naruto game was called. either way then hx was alr snoring behind, gz and zy battled for supremacy in naruto. gz beat zy a few times which made him emo until he even denied vic of playing his own ps3 game. and we were still telling gz to like lose to zy la! so we can start dotaing...end up we watched a "minato vs itachi" match for 2hrs cuz zy oso refused to let gz change characters. I swear I can rmb all of minato's and itachi's animation after tt

actually mayb a blessing in disguise.. cuz et3000 wanted to dota then..lol


like yh put it "watching et3000 play dota is like watching a horror movie

its alr bad tt well...its et3000 playing..how much worse can he get for leaving aegises and cheese behind for opponents.. nooooo..it just got worse.. et3000 is CHOOSING TECHIES... tt can be made into a 1.5h horror movie by itself... ET3000 CHOOSING TECHIES!! then even worse..teaming up with him..can see he hardly ever plants mines.. man..75% of the time we tell him "ed plant more mines leh".. well worse of all he suicded into a veno illusion once... the pain and horror i tell u.. thank the stars and Gods zy didnt emo quit at the very moment ed suicided into a veno illu. all he managed was a ''gj". the rest of has a a moment of silence in horror for abt 5mins. of cuz et3000 managed a ":)"

last night game ed was planting better mines..but relying too heavily on suicide. the epic best was when he suicided into x and loa.both tanks with high hp. wtf..but there was one game ed got wicked sick with his tech.but its definately rigged..potm is ed's noobling and ed planted potm there so he can suicide and mine her for all eternity..ok not all eternity just all game long..u know nooblings..they just do anything for their nooblord et3000.

oh yea im using one of these boots for walking now, its called walker boots. its alright.. comfortable enough but enables me to walk..ok my boots is white and prob not as huge as the one in the pic..tts just an example! hahaha
oh yea.. i finally got promoted to silver league in 1v1!!!! tt sounds so noob but hey..after being stuck in bronze league for ages..i started to understand the game abit and well...won quite alot of games and suddenly..i got promoted!! then again all teh games i play now feels much much harder. i just cant spam MM..definately more drops, better players who FE and really lock u down. oh well..getting used to it..hahaha



oh yea rmb to build those carriers!!!



think after watching this vid everytime artosis screams "SO MANY BANELINGS" ill LOL

and now its down to the best of 8

have been massively chionging sc2 these days..usually it means for weekedays rush home to watch gsl season 2, which is getting more epic, and after tt dota/sc2..for weekends is as just like what ivan's fb event says "hardcore sc2 gaming".. hahah.

well if anyone, or any sc2 fan hasnt been following the gsl then well..actually most ppl would have known now... the last gsl's champ, fruitdealer...has been eliminated!! *GASP!! and he was pwned by "fake" boxer. now this guy isnt the real boxer... or i mean he jus used boxer's nick and entered gsl season 2.. he's a very agressive player as from what i seen in his last few vids, usually v quick 2 rax pump out units and start the aggression. which is what he did to fruitdealer(FD)... twice...

the 1st time fake boxer did an early aggression to FD he caught him offguard.. the 2nd time though i just tot FD didnt play to the best of his abilities.. he did a baneling drop on boxer's troops but it was kinda too little too late.. FD was seriously behind then and well he didnt gg immediately, he sent out drones and all to put up a final fight then gg.. sad ending for the previous champ of gsl. but well tt means now there will be a new champ!

there's a lone player from china in the gsl(aptly named as loner) who is pretty gd.. but there was one real noobish, prob unintended, play by loner..loner sent siege tanks to defend against enemy mutas attacking his base!! *GASP! haha..i think it was a misclick cuz there's no way such a high calibre player would do tt..but hey..loner did it and vic was saying et3000 has invaded korea..

nooooooooooooo!!! could we see more of such noobish play.. has eddism reached sc2 so quickly?!?!? will the emporer send his marauders against void rays due to eddism?!?! =(((((

but well later on loner had the suayness to meet the emporer himself, got outplayed and was eliminated. currently right now..is the round of 8, which will start tml.. and man tues is nada vs the emporer.. woooooo... epic epic epic match i tell u.. im gg to pk early from work jus to catch this matchup!! haha

there's only 1 sole protoss left in the round of 8(nexgenius) and he's going against the runner up last gsl, hopetorture.. man i wish nexgenius would advanced jus so there's a protoss play and diversity still left in the final rounds.. else it would be like TvZs or the epically boring ZvZ(sry i mean tts just my opinion..so far all the ZvZ ive seen is like baneling-ing each other..or in idra's case, getting swarmed by roaches)

this week is a short week! fri holiday!! woohoooo... and next mon i got med appt! so im having kinda like a half day mc. i really hope i can like walk then...really im so craving for so many things alr.. bubble tea, kfc, mos, ji pa, omg all the unhealthy food la cuz i basically have none at home..hahaha

and yest was the k tigers performance..man i missed it..argh!!!! i hope someone somewhere records it somehow so i can get to watch..haha..and besides tt i hope they come back next yr so i can catch them live..haha

will the real BoxeR pls stand up...

well guess what.. im blogging at work!!! lol... alright alright nt in front of bosses of cuz..they all went for lunch alr.. so did my colleagues who are all v nice in helping me buy lunch back everday,even though its more or less the usual chai fan or vege chai fan but hey i wont complain..they're helping me out so i no no need to physcally crutch to the lunch area.. which is quite near but full of up/down slopes and stairs. killers for those ppl like me on crutches temporarily. i hate going up stairs espically... somehow it jus drains alot of my energy..hahaha

well it wont be fully an sc2 blog..i'll still blog abt other stuff i think of..u know..when i got the inspiration..lol...

anw to reiterate a pt i brought up at the chatbar to SH.. apparantly the emporer himself, the legendary BoxeR, has came back to the starcraft scene, now playing sc2 since the prize money is so much more compared to brood war(so i heard from a commentator in youtube). but this time... well apparently according to some commentators and a website ive found( link here), the emporer has changed his name to "ManofOneWay" in sc2. though..though... in the GSL season league 2 there's a supposed 'fake' BoxeR and the 'real' one(ManofOneWay). guess we'll see who's the real emporer himself in the days to come.

well now for some of the cool pro replays..


too bad i dont think i can find the replay of game 1 of TLO vs OGS.hyperdub on GSL1 on youtube. its on GOMtv.net so go check it out, registration is free but to catch set 2 onwards u need to pay. that match is seriously epic i tell u. TLO came back from a situation tt was almost "un-comebackable". TLO was earlier harrassed by a proxy starport banshee, no gold expo(OGS.hyberdub alr mining his gold then), TLO's hellion harrass failiing, only a couple of thors,siege and hellions left vs a huge bunch of vikings, siege and later thors. if it was czy1985 controlling TLO's army he instantly would gg right away once hyberdub started the contain. TLO fought on, captialising on hyperdub's mistake of overextending his army and an extremely brilliant usage of nukes mainly for instilling fear, forcing wasted scans and to even nuking a reinforcement route tt hyberhub uses so he cannot reinforce an expansion tt was then being attacked by TLO. extremely brilliant play i would say(i love mind games in an rts.its shows tt the player its not jus a I-MASS-A-GAZILLION-UNITS-TO-PWN-JOOOO player, but reading his opponents mindset and manipluating it to his advantage). TLO of cuz took game 1..epic epic game...

so here's one pro replay i liked

fruit dealer(the winner of gsl1) vs ogs.thestc. both players v gd, fruit dealer shrugging off all the harass and drops of ogs.thestc. but a great great mindgame by ogs.thestc. well u go watch it...




great nuke..need i say more..=P

toss's forcefield and building placement is jus so good in this game.. and did i jus say his forcefield is really gd?

GSL2 is starting TODAY!! actually i caught most of the game save makaprime's game 3 when he nuked his owned army at the end when his opponent gg(its so call bad manners to do so by the commantators..tsk tsk) and also missing out on game 1 of OGS.inca vs Aya. but the emporer..SlayersBoxeR is back in action. and what a treat we've got when he shows us his epic micro within the 1st 5mins.. 3marines and an scv storming into the enemy base and killing off enemy marines+scvs..epic games not to be missed!

still moer games coming up this week.. too bad ill miss TLO's game which is tml afternoon at prob ard 3-330pm...sad still working..=(((

terrans are so OP, even their soundtracks are OP

well i jus changed the sidebar music to terran soundtracks in sc2.. imo these tracks are jus OP(overpowered).. the same word alot of ppl use to complain abt terran in youtube and forums. well i dunno.. mayb cuz i still feel im at best and average player in sc and never experienced so much "cheese" or expert players tt can abuse units to the max but i highly doubt terran are that OP. tanks are gd and all but they are so many counters to it, much like protoss colossi which rips all light infantry apart but jus can get hit by pretty much anything..even purely AA units can hit teh colossi cuz its jus so big...

well i play 'random' in bnet so yea..i get a feel of all the races. however i do agree on one thing.. zerg is underpowered(or mayb i jus nv use it to the calibre tt fruit dealer does,then again..will anyone ever use them to their full power like fruit dealer?)..

but hey..terrans are still my fav race.. haha..i used to said out loud "THOR IS 'ERE" in tt crappy accent of mine mimicing the game unit when i build them.. thankfully no one was at time then(when i was on mc for 7 days..i dare nt scream out THOR IS 'ERE when my bro is ard..he'll bash me)

well i do watch pro vs pro vids online and do try out their tactics and build orders(sometimes to horrible conclusions but hey thats what experimenets are for right?)think so far the one i had the most success was the hellion drop that jinro did on boxer on one of the games.. as shown in this vid at ard 5:15

now opening is stanard, 10 rax, 12 refinary, tech lab on rax, fact, swap fact with tech lab, starport, 4x hellions with infernal preignitor upg(+10 dmg to light units, workers are considered light units, a total 24dmg by hellions to all light units), medievac and drop the hellions to the unsuspecting enemy. boy i tried that a few times. success! esp to those who neglect to protect their worker line. best i had was i massacred this guy's 27 probes. i checked replay and he only had 4 probes left the 1st time. 2nd drop i did with the same grp of hellions(they all got picked off later on) and i killed another 17 probes with only 10 probes left in my enemy's expansion.tt harras brought him back so far, he nv recovered. i had thors, marines, marauders storming his base and he only has a measly grp of stalkers and 1 void ray. pretty neat... and cuz hellions are very unpopular in multiplayer its at times unsuspecting for the enemy..haha

alright.. anw today i went to have my checkup for my fractured foot..and of cuz the k wire removal. k wire stands for Kirschner wire and it looks like...

yup its tts small.. and the hook was sticking out of the sole of my foot. anw today was the removal of the k wire so well the doc used a plier, twisted the wire ard 3 rounds and jus..yank it out.. u prob might think "OUCH OMGWTFBBQ OUCH TT SERIOUSLY HURTS". well.. sry to disappoint(or not) tt its a really painless process. jus abit of pressure feeling..abit like if u rmb when u were a child plucking out a tooth after anesthatics(sry i cant spell) . tt kinda 'pressure' feeling. injection hurts way way more than k wire removal..haha..

but anw the main thing is i still cant walk.. =((((.. well of cuz tt means endless dota, sc2 and movies watching on my lappy during the weekend but still..=((((.. man im sooo craving for junk food and bubble tea now..hahhaha